shesthenewmayor:


He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

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plot twist: you actually get on broadway

kia-kaha-winchesters:

whovianallover:

theburningsea:

roysaladykiller:

paper-plane-sky:

theofficialariel:

I made this in an hour because I was pissed. 

IN AN HOUR

IF I MAKE YOU FURIOUS, WILL YOU MAKE MY WEDDING DRESS?!

CAN I LIVE WITH YOU AND LEARN YOUR WAYS

you could start business called angry apparel 

(via high-functioning-hedgehog)


I Just had the saddest realization ever: in 2 days I’ll no longer be a Dancing Queen, I’ll just be a boring 18 year old no longer young and sweet.


schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via fluoridian)


baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

(via fluoridian)


#tbt to when I met @carriehopefletcher (and when I saw it #onmyown) almost two weeks ago right after #lesmiserableslondon! Her performance brought me to tears and it was an absolute pleasure meeting her!!! #wishicouldgobacktolondon #London #lesmis #lesmiserables #theatrenerd #musicals #stagedoor #queenstheatre

#tbt to when I met @carriehopefletcher (and when I saw it #onmyown) almost two weeks ago right after #lesmiserableslondon! Her performance brought me to tears and it was an absolute pleasure meeting her!!! #wishicouldgobacktolondon #London #lesmis #lesmiserables #theatrenerd #musicals #stagedoor #queenstheatre


stana-47:

have some sass for your dash

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yoannarocks:

Cinderella parallels: Broadway vs. Disney

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dykescully:

dykescully:

jamesbong00420:

Mulder getting ready for Gay Pride ‘95

S T O P

this really only confirms that mulder is nonbinary and in his college youth he wore croptops

dykescully:

dykescully:

jamesbong00420:

Mulder getting ready for Gay Pride ‘95

S T O P

this really only confirms that mulder is nonbinary and in his college youth he wore croptops

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